2/29/2016

Chris Rock Cracks Up Hollywood Celebs With Hilarious Monologue At The 2016 Oscars

Skewered: Chris Rock addressed the Oscars race controversy during the opening monologue on Sunday night in LA

Gosh,i'm so glad he hosted the 2016 Oscars.Funnyman,Chris Rock cracked up celebs at the 88th Academy awards,mentioning the 'Oscar boycott,Will ,Jada and Rihanna whose name got dragged in mix,ROTFL. He said;
'Is Hollywood racist? ... you're damn right,'
'Everyone wants to know in the world, is Hollywood racist?' said Rock. 'Is it 'burning cross racist'? No. Is it 'fetch me some lemonade racist'? No. It's a different type of racist…. Hollywood is 'sorority racist.' It's like, we like you Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.' 
'It's not fair that Will Smith was this good in 'Concussion and didn't get nominated. It's also not fair that Will was paid $20 million for 'Wild Wild West!',
'What happened this year? Jada's going to boycott the Oscars,'
'Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna's panties.
'I wasn't invited!
'It's not an invitation I would turn down.'
'You realize if they nominated hosts, I wouldn't even get this job. You'd be watching Neil Patrick Harris right now,'
 Mark Ruffalo laughs during the opening monologue which was peppered with biting, no-holds-barred commentary about what Rock described as 'sorority'-style discrimination pervading the film industry
 'It's the 88th Academy Awards, which means this whole no black nominees thing has happened at least 71 other times,'
'Because we had real things to protest at the time. We were too busy being raped and lynched to care about who won best cinematographer.'
'When your grandmother is swinging from a tree, it's really hard to care about best documentary foreign short.'
'There's no real reason to have a men and a women category in acting. It's not track and field, you don't have to separate them,' said Rock.
'Robert De Niro never said, 'I should slow this acting down so Meryl Streep can catch up,' quipped the New York City comedian.
'No. Not at all. If you want black people every year at the Oscars, just have black categories. Like Best Black Friend. And the winner for the 18th year in a row is Wanda Sykes. This is Wanda's 18th black Oscar.'
'I was at a fundraiser for president Obama, a lot of you were there … It's all of Hollywood and there were four black people there: me, Quincy Jones, Russell Simmons, Questlove. The usual suspects,'
'At some point you get to take a picture with the president. As they're setting up the picture you get a little moment with the president. I'm like, 'Mr. President, you see all these writers producers and actors, they don't hire black people – and they're the nicest white people on Earth. They're liberals!'
'Not everything is racism. Not everything is sexism. If George Clooney shows up in lime green with a swan coming out of his a–, someone's going to ask, what are you wearing?'
'There's no real reason to have a men and a women category in acting. It's not track and field, you don't have to separate them,' said Rock.
'Robert De Niro never said, 'I should slow this acting down so Meryl Streep can catch up,'
'No. Not at all. If you want black people every year at the Oscars, just have black categories. Like Best Black Friend. And the winner for the 18th year in a row is Wanda Sykes. This is Wanda's 18th black Oscar.'
'Things are changing. Things are changing. We got a black 'Rocky.' Some people call it 'Creed.' I call it black 'Rocky,' reeled off Rock.
'That's an unbelievable statement. 'Rocky' takes place in a world where white athletes are as good as black athletes.
'Rocky's' a science fiction movie.
'There are things that happen in 'Star Wars' that are more believable than 'Rocky.'
'Not just once. Leo gets a great part every year. All you guys get great parts all the time. But what about the black actors. Jamie Foxx is one of the best actors in the world,'
'Jamie Foxx is so good in Ray that they went to the hospital and unplugged the real Ray Charles. They're like, 'We don't need two of these.
Science fiction: Rock singled out Sylvester Stallone - telling the creator of the Rocky franchise that it takes place in a world where white athletes are as good as black athletes. 'Rocky's' a science fiction movie'Smiles: Oscar winner Whoopi Goldberg watches on as Rock holds the Dolby Theater audience in the palm of his handLaugh out loud: Kevin Hart breaks out into hysterics as Chris Rocks rattles through his now legendary monologue 
Relief: Oprah Winfrey gives a thumbs up to Chris Rock with a tweet showing her seal of approval Unreserved praise: Chelsea Handler left no doubt what she thought of Chris Rock's opening monologueSupport: Celebrities chimed in with their reactions to Chris Rock's brutally funny opening monologue as host of the 88th Academy Awards
Oprah Winfrey,Ellen Degeneres,Chelsea Handler and other celebs gave him a thumps up on twitter.

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